BATTER UP!

This is my first ever blog and it's 2011. It seems like having a blog was all the rage 5 years ago, so naturally, here I am. I guess I'll get some particulars out of the way first... I am not going to post something everyday, it would stupid if I did. My name on the blog is 'M. Joseph Komisarski, I did that to make fun of artistic people. Notice that my blog title is 'Spare Parts'; the reason I chose that particular title is because my mind works like a junkyard, it's generally messy, nothing ever looks organized, it looks like there are just spare parts lying around, but everything I need is always there, I just have to search to find it. If I can't find something, I'll just patch it up with duct tape. Also, I try not to be politically correct because I think political correctness is 'mentally disabled'. With that said, on to the post....


I need to go to the gym today, and I need to get a haircut. I've been trying to figure out in which order to do them, and the solution I came up with was starting a blog...so yeah, thats where we are at.... Also, can I say that I hate people who can't drive? I say the driving exam should be harder, and you should be required to retake it when you start getting AARP membership mail. 


Also, is it bad that I laugh at someone when they slip and fall on ice? Your knee jerk reaction is, 'yes', but let me set it up a little better. I saw someone slip and fall from a distance. This means that I had no part in making them fall, I also had no option to prevent them from falling. With those premises set, my mind saw a human body do something very unnatural, and it was funny. For the record, the guy got up and was fine...


FIN


PS- if someone tries to read your lips while talking, and you say the word 'artistic' do they think that you said 'autistic'?